Hello! Hello! Yoo Jaeseok! Yoo Jaeseok! Thanks to your passionate cheers and energy, we have come back, everyone. This is a show of men, by men, for men. I Am a Man! As soon as we arrived, we talked about – how nervous we all were. / – Right. But now that we’re here, we feel energized that many people are clapping and cheering for us. What do you think, Wonhui? First of all, our show received more attention than any other show. And more than anything, I’m so happy to be part of the show which is such a hot issue… – Im Wonhui! Im Wonhui! / – It’s okay. Im Wonhui! Im Wonhui! It’s not easy to hear “It’s okay” as soon as you begin. – My ears are not red. / – This is the first episode! I thought this was a French show. Anyways, this is our first show. This is our first episode, but we went through – a lot of ups and downs before we got here. / – Right. Because it was scheduled to be aired on Friday, we avoided our strongest rival, Radio Star. – Instead, we lost No Hongchul. / – That’s right. Unfortunately, because he’s in another show that airs at the same time slot, Hongchul was originally beside me, but Kwon Ojung took his place. You’re handsome! My brothers! My brothers! I’m sorry, Ojung, it’s your first time to meet them. No one is your brother. I just felt like they are my brothers. Actually, the casting director asked me what I think about casting Ojung, and I told him this. It’s make or break. He could make it really fun, but if not, he could make our show close down. – I told them we had to be careful. / – Right. Dongmin, it’s our first official episode. How is it? I think guys want me the most. – They want you? / – Yes. I said it last time, but women shouldn’t watch this. Don’t watch it! Why did you turn it on? Get out! Women! – Get out! / – They are our staff. – There he goes again. / – Really? We wanted to ban women from watching the show, but it turned out a lot of women in their twenties and thirties watched it. But when you hear that, you might think our rating was very high. But the pilot episode rated 4.1 percent, and we ranked the lowest. And a lot of the viewers were female. Now, we will begin the very first episode. I Am a Man will have exactly 20 episodes. – We… / – We can’t do more? We say Season One has 20 episodes, – but there might be no Season Two. / – Of course. Everyone, we told you before, but this is episode One. Now, there are 19 episodes left. Anyway, we describe our show as a “show-talk”. So we will now invite in our first guest performer who will put on a very first performance. I’m sure all men identify with his song and sing his songs along. Introducing our first guest! Please welcome Jeon Inhyeok of Yada! I was happy because I could see you For the time you’ve stayed with me It was so hard, but you didn’t tell me I remember you crying My love, don’t cry Don’t be sad, I will give up So you can leave comfortably If you can be happy without me I will leave, and I will bless your life My love, don’t cry, don’t be sad I will give up So you can leave comfortably If you can be happy without me I will leave You can take all the memories Take all the happiness that was supposed to be mine My love, I will bless your life Thank you. Yada! Yada! Yada! Everyone, please give it up once more for Jeon Inhyeok. Well done, Inhyeok. – He’s awesome. He’s awesome. / – He is awesome. It was so fun. While singing along his song, our voice went husky in just a short period of time. Everyone was so passionate, weren’t they? I thought I was going to lose my voice. We have the first guest of I Am a Man. Please welcome Anchor Jo Chunghyeon. Hello, everyone. I am Anchor Jo Chunghyeon. It’s nice to meet you. When a guy looking like that comes out on the stage, the audience usually goes mad when he stands up. – But they are so cold. / – You were surprised, right? – Yes, I was shocked. / – You have to get used to this. The guys here are quite cold-hearted. They don’t clap unless they have to. Since you’re here as our guest, can you tell us about the audience? Today, we have 147 guys who try their best to survive among a crowd of women with their own know-how. They are the only men in female-dominant environment. – Awesome. They’re full of energy. / – I’m jealous. Right now, Mr. Jo is very enthusiastic, but he won’t be when they jeer at him about twice. Like what Mr. Jo said, we have 147 men with us here. They are the ones who are the only men in their groups. I am so jealous. When men talk about those guys, we are always jealous of them. But we don’t know what it’s really like for them. How about you, Wonhui? Have you ever been the only guy in a group? There was just one time. I was in a dance performance once. I didn’t dance. I was there as an actor. In my case, I liked it for just three days. What was nice about it for those three days? After all, I was surrounded by flowers. – For three days… / – Did you do it, too? – What? / – The lifting? – I didn’t lift anyone. / – Like a ballet move. Goodness… Like you saw, they jeer at you right away. And who lifts a person in between the legs? I was just describing a lift movement. It was like this even in the pilot episode. Dongmin always gets the guys’ support, whatever he says. You can’t win over him. How about you, Dongmin? Have you ever been in an environment dominated by women? Like at school? Why are you laughing? What did I do? They crack up whenever Dongmin says anything. In my case… Some weird guys are here today. How about you? I majored in Broadcast Playwriting. And 90 percent of the students were girls. There was absolutely nothing good about it. – None? / – I can say this for sure. None. – They are clapping! / – That’s weird. I don’t understand. Why are they clapping at this point? Whenever we have a sports festival, we always rank the lowest. – Right! / – They’re not good at sports. They are a burden. And people say there must be a lot of girls – who are pretty. / – Right. The pretty ones are always in the other major. There was none that you liked in your major. – Absolutely none. There’s nothing good. / – I… – How about you? / – I majored in Skin Beauty. Right? There were 200 girls and 10 guys. 95 percent of the student body were women. And? And as time passed, I realized I should’ve taken advantage of it. I was just 20 years old then. I was majoring in Skin Beauty, and… This is our first official episode, and the reactions are the same as the reactions we had during the pilot episode. Dongmin was always cheered, and Gyeonghwan was always jeered at. I am all about the viewers. Ojung, have you ever been in that situation? No, I went to boy’s schools all along, and I am the youngest of three sons. You should’ve come out on our pilot episode. You didn’t invite me. – Hongchul was there. / – He’s hot-tempered. I hope Hongchul will continue to live alone. You shouldn’t say that. But those are words of blessing! How are those words of blessing? Are you happy? Are you happy to be married? Of course it’s good. Why wouldn’t it be good? You’re such a liar. Hey! The shooting is on every Sunday. I love it. You get to be here on Sundays. People here have all kinds of professions. There is a nail artist. There is a male nurse. There is a ballerino. And there is a sex education teacher. Ojung, Why would you go like this when I said that there is a sex education teacher here? What does it have anything to do with you? Is there more to learn at that age? Ms. Koo Seongae and I talked once, and – she asked me to join her. / – She did? She asked me to become a sex education teacher. – You must know a lot. / – She said I know so much. – You know so much! / – You know so much. You know so much. Our laughter is not fresh, but rather sly. – And wicked. / – And wicked. No matter how big we laugh, the laughter is sly. – Are you looking at the script? / – It’s messed up. I thought he was trying to memorize the script. Just throw that away. Didn’t you miss everything anyway? We’ll give you some time. You can go to a library for a while. Because I’m an actor, I have a habit of looking at the script. So please understand. I thought your ears won’t turn red today. But they are very red. They are slowly getting red again. After the pilot episode was aired, what did people around you say about the show? They asked me why I make people laugh with my ears. They said I’m still too awkward. But like I always say, You shouldn’t expect too much from my first attempt. Anyway, Wonhui, should we talk to some of the people sitting in front of us? – I want to talk to the nail artist. / – Nail artist. Usually, nail artists are mostly women. That’s what I know. Where is he? Oh, you have that artistic feeling about you. Your hairstyle is nice. Like what we said a while ago, we are quite jealous of you. But what is it like for you? It would be nice if you can only see the nice things about girls. But… But? Because my profession is a nail artist, people think “nail art” is simply pretty. – But that’s not true. / – Then? I get to see girls’ feet and their dead skins. And I have to take out the dirty bits – underneath the nails. / – The dirty bits. – Right. / – So I get to see more of bad things. Then what is the hardest thing about being the only man at your work? Let’s not take pictures when we eat. Oh! A-ha! Before you eat… They are holding their stomach over there! They are cracking up! I have a question for the nail artist. You only talked about the negative parts. But have you ever been excited or had your heart flutter because your client was really pretty? – Did it ever happen to you? / – I’m curious. I really like Koh Joonhee. And one time I had a client who just looked like her. – And? / – I said I will do the nails for her. – There you go! / – And then? And she wanted to get a pedicure done. I told her to go up the chair and have a seat. She took off her shoes, and I saw that her toe was full of hair. And the hair was so long. Really? Really? Hair? I’ve never thought about that before. Koh Joonhee’s toe… Her face looks like Koh Joonhee’s face, but her feet look like an ordinary father’s feet. People might be mistaken. We are not saying that Ms. Koh’s toes are hairy. We’re talking about one of his past clients who looked just like her. Awesome. – That was shocking. / – We heard a story from the nail artist. Now, this time, we will share all the worries and secrets they have because they are the only guys in their groups. We gathered the secret stories of these 147 guys – and created a report. / – I see. – Please reveal the report. / – Let’s see it. This is a report about being the only guy. “I couldn’t adjust to being the only guy that I even did “this” in the restroom, and she even asked me to do “this”.” “My secret of surviving as the only guy is providing “this”, and I even do “this” with women now.” – I think my mind is really corrupt. / – Gosh… Restroom… If you think weird things about it, there is no limit to your imagination. – So now… / – We have to figure out what “this” is. – Right. / – What’s the benefit of guessing it right? If we get it right, we will be going home proud. If we don’t get it, 147 guys in here all have balls. – That’s the ball? / – Yes. So, every time we guess it wrong, they will throw the balls at us. Then we should have balls too so that we can throw to them when we get it right. Or like a chair. Boo! Boo? They are already throwing the balls. I don’t know how that report will turn out. “I couldn’t adjust to being the only guy that I even did “this” in the restroom.” – Your face turned red. / – What are you thinking? Reading it just made us laugh. This person’s nickname is “Big Sister”. By the way, let’s try to – guess the answer first. / – Let’s do that. Wonhui, do you have any clue? When I’m with a lot of girls, I get nervous, so I sometimes sweat. People who have sensitive vowels can even pee. I even did laundry in the restroom. – Laundry! / – Maybe he washed his underwear! – Laundry! / – Laundry. Laundry. What do you think, Ojung? – I’m so messed up. / – Why again? What did you think it was? Tell me first what you think before we tell everyone. No, no. I knew it. You can’t say that on TV! Thank goodness I checked first. Dongmin, what did you think? There was one of my colleagues who was very sensitive. And one time, I saw him crying alone in the restroom. Girls teased him and became naughty with him. – Right. / – But as a guy, he couldn’t cry in front of the girls, so he was crying alone. But I thought it was hilarious, and I spread the news to everyone. – Why would you do that? / – He’s such a bad person. He went to the restroom and cried because of that! But it’s really weird. He was sitting on the toilet and going… I was surprised to hear someone’s cry, so I went up to him. He was my friend. And actually, I don’t think he would’ve told us the story for just crying. Maybe he ate in the restroom? – He ate in the restroom? / – He ate there? Would that be enough? Let’s first check where he is. Where is “Big Sister?” Hello, I am Kim Gyeongju. I am studying Aviation Services – at Daelim College. / – I’m jealous. How many guys are there in your major? There is only one. – One? / – That’s nice. When 80 girls all look at me, I feel really ashamed. Like what Ojung said, – we are so jealous of you. / – I’m so jealous. But when that happened, I felt so hopeless. – Hopeless? / – It was so hopeless. – Hopeless? / – Yes. I thought until when I had to do it. – When I thought like that… / – That’s the hint. You thought until when you had to do it. Yes. I was in despair. Maybe it’s like this? I even got beaten up alone in the restroom. – Hopelessly. / – Hopelessly. That’s hopeless. He must go, “Until when do I have to live like this?” All right. Please have a seat for now. Okay. Are there any other hints? Yes, please speak. Hello, I am Oh Gyeongmin from Sangmyung University. I am 23 years old, and I’m majoring in Family Wellness. I’m sorry, but are you the only guy too? I am not the only guy, but I’m almost the only guy. And I’m the president of our major. – I see. / – You have to lead them. I thought the answer is that “He even pretended to take a shower.” Shower? In the school restroom? Why? I went to boys’ middle and high school. When I majored in Family Wellness in college, it was like I was entering into a women’s college. Whenever I go on a trip with my friends, I just wear the same clothes all throughout the trip, – but I couldn’t do that with girls. / – Right. I wasn’t prepared at all. I had to at least pretend to take a shower, but I had no clothes to change. So I went inside the bathroom first. When you go on trips with your guy friends, you don’t care about that. We even borrow each other’s toothbrushes. Some people take shower, some people don’t. No, they blame you for taking a shower. But with girls, you had to at least pretend to take a shower. So I soaped my body, but I worried about what to do with my clothes. – But there was only one answer. / – What was that? First, I couldn’t wear my underwear again, – so I just put it in my pocket. / – And? And then I pretended I was drying my body and came out of the restroom. I was blocking my clothes with a towel so it looked like I was wearing different clothes. I was hiding the front part with the towel. By the way, you were not wearing underwear? I was going home the next day, so… So the whole time you were on a trip, you weren’t wearing underwear. – I decided to be free. / – No briefs. – You were sitting freely. / – No briefs. That’s good for health. I gave freedom, but I was careful. It’s a sensitive place, so… I mean people are sensitive about it. I mean people are sensitive about it. So I kept putting my bag in front. You couldn’t let the girls think that you were untidy from the beginning – of the semester. / – Right. It was our first trip. The image of our major was at stake. But now everyone will know the truth. They’ll find out that the president was underwear-less. No, we don’t know that. – I just gave it freedom. / – How can they not know? You said everything now. How can they not know? I didn’t say no to underwear. When you return to school, they will call you “Mr. No Underwear”. That’s nice! Mr. No Underwear. I’ve never done it again after that time. I hope you’ll make that clear. He cried out for the freedom of underwear. – For the liberalization of underwear. / – Right. Mr. President wants the liberalization of underwear. – Anyways, thank you. / – Thank you. So, Mr. President guessed that “this” is “Pretending to take a shower.” I think I know the answer. What is it, Dongmin? It’s really embarrassing if you’re with a lot of women, and you go to the restroom. You don’t know what to do if they’re right in front of the restroom. It happened to me one time at the shoot. I found out later that it was the women’s room. It was the day of a shoot, and it was supposed to be the toilet for the female audience. – No! / – I was in big trouble. I had to wait until they all went inside. But because they were not yet going inside, – they were all stopping by the restroom. / – Right. So people who were lining up in front of me kept knocking on the door. They were asking you to come out. – Right. / – They must’ve wondered who you were. One person said, “Stop it now and come out already!” I was in the shoot that day, so I would’ve gotten into trouble if I got busted. So I thought I really should pretend that I’m dead. Maybe it’s something like that? “I even pretended to be dead inside a restroom.” Should we try it once? I think we should pick one and see if it’s right or not. With mine? – We can’t use yours. / – Nobody knows. Even if they don’t know, they laugh. Which one should we choose? There were a lot of possible answers. I like Dongmin’s “I even pretended to be dead”. Should we try that one? That’s the most depressing one. – What’s going on? / – We have to check it first! Don’t just throw it. Let’s check with “Big Sister”. “I couldn’t adjust to being the only guy that I even did “this” in the restroom.” According to Dongmin, you even pretended to be dead! Let’s check for the answer! “Eating!” “Eating!” So it was eating in the restroom. – It was eating! / – It was eating! – When I said it… / – They should just aim to hit us, not to beat us to death. Is this an amusement park or what? So “Big Sister” even ate in the restroom. What did you eat? – I ate lunch. / – Why? You could eat together with your friends. I actually don’t know why I really did that. But after class, my classmates all went out by themselves. – I was left alone. / – You were left alone. At first, I didn’t know where to eat. – You were ashamed to eat alone. / – Yes. How about now? Do you still eat lunch alone? Nowadays, I eat with my friends. In the beginning of the semester, – you weren’t close to them yet. / – Right. I will visit you once. – Please do. / – Why would you go there? – Since he came here… / – So why would you go there? – Don’t make up excuses. / – Why would you go there? He doesn’t have any reason to go there. He will go there to eat. He could go there to eat. – Oh, for lunch? / – For lunch. Anyways, the first missing part turned out to be “I even eat alone in the restroom.” Let’s check the second question. Please show us. This person’s nickname is “Psycho King”. – “Psycho King”. / – “Psycho King”! “Women keep asking me for favors.” “She even invited me over at her place and asked me to do “this”.” – Oh, that… / – I’m jealous Ojung just keeps saying that he’s jealous. – Wonhui. / – Yes. Just what are you thinking? How come you are so quiet today? – For example… / – He just keeps touching his nose. What are you thinking? What are you thinking about? – How come you’re not talking? / – Ojung speaks out, but I think about messed up things in my mind. – I’ve done something like that, too. / – Really? A girl said, “Dongmin, I’m home alone. You want to come over?” – So I went to her place. / – By the way… – What’s wrong with you guys? / – How can you not go? But that was my first time ever to go to her place. I wasn’t really close to her. So I didn’t know what to expect. – You must have been excited. / – I went there. When I went there, she was sick. She told me to take care of her. So it’s “She even asked me to take care of her while she’s sick.” – That’s possible. / – Taking care of her! – That’s possible. / – I thought we were going to… drink and play, but she was all sick and asked me to cook some porridge. – She was sick. / – That could happen. How about a clogged toilet? I think the important point there is whether she thinks of me as a man – or just a friend. / – Right. I don’t think it was something a guy who has some chemistry with her can do. – He’s not her crush. / – It said she “even”… – asked him to do this. / – That’s the point. – So I don’t think she liked him. / – Ojung? I’ll ask you first. No! I told you that you can’t say such a thing. Will you really not say anything today? I want to know what it is. What is it? What? Gosh… This is crazy. The important thing is, what’s the use of being cheered? After all, he didn’t say a word! And why would you whisper to me if you were going to make it loud anyway? And what you said is not asking for a favor. – I think I know. / – She invited and… “She invited me and even asked me to help her move.” – Help her move. / – Invited him on the day of moving. That’s actually possible. But usually, the fact that a girl invited you over to her place means she wants to ask you to do something that only guys can do. Before, my girlfriend moved to a flat, and that flat wasn’t completely done. But she moved because she had to move in before the school resumes, so I went to her new place. And one switch wasn’t finished perfectly. Two wires were sticking out. And she asked me to do something about it. But I was only 20 years old! Still, I was a man. You could just put the wires inside the socket. But I was so stupid, and I tried to twist the wires before putting them inside. But girls think all guys know how to do those things, for some reason. When I touched the two wires, all the lights in the house went out, it went, “Boom”, and I went “Oh oh oh” and collapsed onto the floor. I don’t know if you have ever been electrocuted. It makes you cry. – Really. / – You literally cry. Why did you describe it as “Boom”? When it went “Boom”, all the lights went off. There is a possibility for that. So she invited you to her place and asked you to finish the construction? Let’s see where “Psycho King” is. “Psycho King”. / – “Psycho King”. – You’re the Psycho King? / – Yes. – That’s my nickname. / – Really? Why is your nickname Psycho King? – I think I act normal, but… / – But your friends? Yes, they tell me I’m the Psycho King. They say that a lot. First, we can’t find why he got the nickname the Psycho King. If I find the reason, I’ll tell you. First of all, are you a student? I am a TV screenwriter. For which show do you write? I write for KBS’ “I Am a Man”. What? Why are you there? Why are you sitting there? He is indeed the Psycho King! He is the Psycho King! You should be working. Why are you sitting there? How can you just watch the shoot? Everyone’s working at the back. What are you doing? – I thought it was another show. / – Me, too. Did you apply for this? I applied for it. You should be working. Why did you apply for this? And he picked himself. – I mean… / – I’m the only guy in my team. So you applied yourself, and you picked yourself? No, the other people chose me. Other people picked you? Then you must’ve been so happy when you were told that you were chosen. Of course. I was so happy. There is another person like him around me. Noh Hongchul’s nickname is also Psycho. – Right. / – They have something in common. They are always laughing even if there’s nothing funny. Mr. Psycho King is also laughing even if – there’s nothing funny. / – He’s very bright. So, whatever you say now, everyone in the “I Am a Man” team can hear it. What’s the hardest part? Everything is very hard, but… – Can you handle it? / – They’re watching now. I’m not talking about our team. I saw one person’s mouth. She went, “Is he mad?” I think he was contracted for only two episodes. First, you should give us some hints. When I was asked a favor, I got really thrilled. It’s mine. My guess was right. No, no. I told you it’s not. – Excited? / – Excited? It was my first time experiencing it. It’s mine. My guess was right. What’s wrong with you? It’s not what you think. By the way, I think we have – potential answers. / – Maybe it’s buying girls… – pads when they have their periods? / – Maybe. She asked you to buy women’s item. He said he was excited. Right. Then that must not be it. – If he was excited, he’s a pervert. / – Psycho! – A weird psycho! / – The answer is not out. The answer is not out yet. We’re just saying that’s his nickname. I’m not saying he’s a psycho. We should see his point of view. – Did she ask him to fix things? / I know. Maybe unclogging the toilet? Unclogging the toilet. Mr. Jo, what do you think it is? When different words were mentioned, he didn’t look so pretty. But he smiled when we mentioned about women’s items. – He’s smiling. /- Then let’s try that. – We’ll go with women’s items. / – Women’s items. – Then he’s the Psycho King. / – Are you ready? – Get your balls ready. / – Should we do it now? “Girls keep asking me for favors.” “She even invited me to her place,” and… One, two, three! She even asked me to buy the women’s items! Let’s check the answer! That’s not it? “She even asked to unclog the toilet.” I was right! Why would you be excited? What’s exciting about that? Why would you be excited to unclog a toilet? Why are you playing catch? Why would you play catch? He’s good. – I was right. / – You were really right. What is this about? Please tell us. At first, I wasn’t invited to unclog the toilet. I was asked to install a TV. After I installed the TV, she suggested that we have a barbeque party. So we invited other people and ate meat and beer. Because we ate those two at the same time, people’s vowel movements became very active. And they started going to the restroom in relay. And the toilet couldn’t bear it. It couldn’t bear it. And she asked, “Can you come here for a while?” So I went there. And she asked you to unclog the toilet. And I saw that there was a disaster. There was a pot of boiling water we were supposed to use to cook ramen. – Hot water. / – It was a lot. It was enough to cook about six or seven ramen noodles. – I poured everything. / – And? – Did it work? / – It turned like a shake… That’s the worst situation! It exploded like a volcano. – That stinks. / – You’re supposed to use a plunger. – You should’ve. / – You should’ve used pressure. Of course, I asked her if she had the plunger, and she said she doesn’t have one yet. So, as the last resort, I asked her if she had rubber gloves. – With your hands? / – He’s a psycho, remember? – So I wore rubber gloves and… / – You resolved it? I put my hands down the toilet and… So it was thrilling? It was thrilling. – The Psycho King! / – He is really the Psycho King. You are the Psycho King. Nicknames are given for a reason. Please show the next line. Junsu’s Sexy Legs. The nickname is catchy. “My secret of surviving as the only guy is providing “this”.” – It’s easy. / – What is it? – I think I know. / – Tell me first. I think I know what you are about to say. – This can be aired. / – Are you sure? – You should check it first. / – It’s appropriate. – Really? It is, right? / – Really. It’s very healthy. This is the first episode for crying out loud. You should say at least one line. Maybe it’s a blind date. It’s providing men for women. You introduce them to your friends. This is good. – There is a chance. / – Right. Wonhui, what do you think he provided? When you look at the answers we had, – they were very basic. / – They were very basic. Don’t think hard. When girls go to a restroom, they need tissue. So, maybe he provided tissue, hand cream, or lip gloss. – Those are too normal. / – Are they? The word “provide” denotes that… – Oh! / – What is it? – I think I know. / – What is it? I’m always mean to girls, so girls didn’t like me much. So I used to carry candies around. – Intentionally? / – Snack? I gave snacks to girls and said, “Have some snack.” And they loved it. Actually, what Dongmin said makes sense. It’s very ordinary yet… When you say you provide something, isn’t it a thing? – A thing? / – Something tangible. “My secret of surviving as the only guy is – providing “this”.” / – A thing! Like a snack. – What? / – A thing! – You thought about it. / – What did he say? What did Ojung say? If other people say it, it sounds normal, but when it comes from Ojung’s mouth… A thing! Why would you give an accent to the last word? Where are you, Junsu’s Leg? – Is he sexy? / – Junsu’s Sexy Legs. There he is. – He’s sexy! / – He’s got muscles. – He’s very fit. / – His legs are pretty. Can you give us a hint to the answer? You keep focusing on the word “provide”, but don’t be too focused on that. It’s something you can’t tell people easily because it can be quite embarrassing. – You can’t tell people easily. / – It’s embarrassing. A thing! – Yes, Sir? / – He’s the sex education teacher. In my case, maybe it’s because of what I do, but since I’m the only male teacher, the female teachers ask me about guys. There is a big possibility for that. – Girls want to know men’s behaviors. / – About men. The only guy can help girls to understand men. He can tell them something they don’t know. – Right. That’s very possible. / – Conquering men. – It’s one possible option. / – A manual on men. – Conquering men. / – Yes, please tell us. – Yes. / – He’s very pretty. – Is he a guy? / – Isn’t he a girl? Honestly, I thought you were… I thought he was a girl. I thought you just came along with the guys. – You look very… / – You’re my type. – You are very pretty. / – He’s my type. – Is he really a man? / – He looks very innocent. I’m not kidding. You’re much prettier than my sister. Really. He’s much prettier than my younger sister. Do you have a secret of surviving as the only guy? Like what they said awhile ago, I thought maybe he provides cosmetics. Since it’s summer, he could provide a sun block. – Like sun screen. / – Yes. Yes, Sir. Since he said it’s something embarrassing to tell people, so I thought it’s providing compliments. – Compliments? / – Compliments. You provide them compliments. Can you provide an example? Let’s say girls bought new clothes or they changed their hairstyles. You should never miss that. How do you compliment them in those cases? Oh? You got your hair done! Wow, you look so pretty! It looks so good on you! It looks like you changed your makeup style. Are you learning to put on makeup? When you get out, guys will ask for your number. He’s so natural. – He’s really good. / – It’s his life. He doesn’t sound awkward at all. – You’re from Busan? / – Yes, I’m from Busan. – For this? / – Yes. I saw the pilot episode, and I thought I would appear for about three seconds even if I came here. But still, I came here to see Mr. Yoo Jaeseok. Oh, thank you. This is what you’re talking about, right? I almost got tricked. I was close. You were falling for it. – But he sounded sincere. / – You were tricked. It sounds like he means it. I think we should go with his answer – and try it once. / – I think it’s the answer. – It’s perfect. / – It’s perfect. You provide them compliments. Junsu’s Sexy Legs said that it’s embarrassing when other people find out about it. He said we shouldn’t get attached to the word “provide”. – Lip service. / – It sounds like an answer. Why are you guys lifting the ball? My secret of surviving as the only man is to provide compliments! What? What? It’s providing my flat? What’s that? What’s that? Look at that guy. He never got up before, and this time, he went… Is he a baseball player or what? Why does he hit so well? I almost got hit on my head. So it was “providing my flat”! – I thought about that. / – You could never get that. – What’s that? / – You let them play there? People can misunderstand. But it’s a way to make things more comfortable. For example, Jaeseok, you go to – Kim Jedong’s place often, don’t you? / – Sometimes. – And people know his door password. / – They all do. That’s what I heard. My flat is just like his place. Girls always come to my flat. They talk, and eat delicious things. – That’s what I mean by providing my flat. / – I see. Actually, it’s not that they often go to your flat. But was there time you got in trouble because of it? Recently, one girl broke up with her boyfriend and called me while crying. And she said she’s coming to my place. That’s dangerous. But my place isn’t really soundproof. So I thought my neighbor might misunderstand. A girl was crying in my flat in the early morning. So I texted my neighbor. – You must be close. / – You text your neighbor? I texted the girl next to my place. I told her that she shouldn’t be mistaken because some girl will come and cry. Don’t call the police. Let’s move on to the fourth question. We didn’t get any of it right. – It’s so difficult. / – It’s hard to get it right. Please reveal the next question. The nickname is OJ Mania. Isn’t he Ojung Mania? “This is a secret, but now I even do “this” with girls.” I think we can guess this. – I think I know what it is. / – It’s a secret. OJ Mania, what does OJ stand for? If it’s Ojung Mania… Where are you, OJ Mania? – He’s unique. / – Oh. Are you wearing the shades because you’re afraid your identity will be revealed? – Are you wanted? / – My eyes were trembling today. What? Your pupils were trembling today? When you get nervous, – your eyes tremble. / – This part trembles. – He wanted to hide that. / – It was too serious today. Even until now it’s trembling? – Yes. / – You’re lacking magnesium. – Can we see it? / – No. Okay. Then let us ask you this first. What does OJ stand for? Is it Ojung Mania? OJ stands for my name Yeongjun. – But actually, / – Yeongjun. it stands for Orange Juice. – Orange Juice! / – OJ! It doesn’t have anything to do with Ojung! Orange Juice is different from Ojung. So it’s just Orange Juice. You’re wearing the shades, and your hair is pulled back, so I feel like you can rap really well. – I love rapping. / – You do? – OJ came from that. / – Right? When I saw him, I thought he’d rap well. Please show us a little bit. / – Can you rap for us? – We’re all guys. / – We’re all guys. The way he holds the mic looks professional. Please give it up for him! Since this is “I Am a Man”, I’ll sing – Drunken Tiger’s “Because I Am a Man”. / – Cool. Because I am a man I went to Gangnam along with my friend But I was only humiliated I ended up buying drinks again and just laughed I was too nervous. I guess we could say that he sounds a bit like Drunken Tiger. But it sounded more like traditional music, taryeong. Isn’t it Drunken Taryeong? I’ll sing the chorus part. – The chorus part. / – You can sing along. – Please sing it for us. / – Awesome! Black knights, bottoms up I’m weak when it comes to girls All the girls are gone. Hey, instead of rapping Drunken Tiger’s song, rap someone else’s song. Did you know about how I felt? I only thought about you But the more I’m in love you His friend stopped him. Why did you stop him? I felt so bad for him. What do you guys do? – We are wedding planners. / – Wedding planners! But more than anything, the guy next to him was so sorry for him. He went like this. You’ve done enough. Let’s talk to him first. I think you need to give us a hint. It’s related to our work. Since we are wedding planners, a lot of things can happen between us – and brides. / – Right. – Okay. The hint is that / – I think I know. it has something to do with their job. Let’s ask one person to talk. What do you do? I do a VMD for a clothing brand. What is VMD? It stands for visual merchandising. I’m in charge of styling store displays and mannequins. – You change mannequin’s clothes? / – Yes, I do. – What are you doing? / – You like that, too? You relate everything to something naughty. – I never thought he’d do that. / – He’s amazing. Gosh… You will really like it. I undress and dress the mannequins. One time, I was undressing the mannequin, and I had an eye contact with a person outside the show window. And I didn’t know if I should dress it again or undress it. It’s very embarrassing. What’s the hardest thing about being the only guy? It’s when I eat with them. I usually eat very fast. – But girls eat really slow. / – Right, they do. I don’t know if they are eating or staring at the food. – You want them to eat fast. / – Yes. I don’t know if they are chewing or melting it. You don’t know if they’re chewing or melting it. It’s not like they are sick. I don’t know why they eat so slow. When that happens, you don’t say it out loud, but you want to tell them this. Hurry up and… Hurry up and finish your meal. I want to tell them to hurry up. – You want them to eat faster. / – Yes, I want to. I’m curious. You dress mannequins. – We’re done talking about that. / – We’re done. – We’re talking about another topic! / – We are! – Why would you bring it up? / – Why did you skip it? – What do you mean? / – You have to listen to him. Why do you keep thinking about mannequins? – That’s more helpful. / – He keeps laughing. Whenever Ojung speaks, you laugh. I love it. Just like we said awhile ago, I think you should give us a hint. I even went lingerie shopping with girls. – Right. / – Awesome. Let’s try to guess this one right. I think we can get it right. Since he’s a wedding planner, he can choose the brides’ lingerie with them. Wonhui, what do you think? Don’t you go lingerie shopping with girls? Well, that could be one, but this is about weddings. Since he said it’s a secret, maybe he even helps their first night. Girls prepare for it, you know. But it says you do it together. You even join them on their first night? I’m sorry. – You’ll do it together? / – I really didn’t know. They’re troublemakers. I meant to say you help them prepare for it. These two guys are so naughty. I meant you help them prepare for it. They are acting naughty in rotation. You help them prepare. – This is the last one. / – We need to guess it right. “I even badmouth with them.” I even badmouth with them. About men. Even if I’m also a man. You badmouth their husbands. You even badmouth their husbands. – What do you think of this one? / – I think it’s good! – It’s nice, right? / – That’s really a secret. – That is, really. / – That is really a secret. That’s right. You don’t badmouth your future husband to anyone. Right. So it’s, “I even badmouth their husbands.” This is the last one. This is a real secret. If it’s similar to it, please give us a credit. “I even badmouth with girls.” Let’s check the answer. What? Why did you already throw it? He’s hot-tempered. All right. Let’s check it. One, two, three! We got everything wrong! This is not it again! They throw the balls so hard. It’s “I even smoke with the brides.” It’s smoking. – They’re good. / – Someone hit my Adam’s apple. It was smoking! – But that is… / – Gosh! Let’s hear it from him first. One time a bride asked me for help, – so I smoked with her. / – Right. She was a bride? The problem was that – her fiance didn’t know that she smoked. / – Really? – That’s why it was a secret. / – That’s a secret. On her wedding day, she got too nervous. Give me one cigarette. That’s the best service! – That’s the best. / – That’s crazy. – She was too nervous. / – On the day of the wedding, she was wearing a wedding dress. And she went, “Give me a lighter.” I heard a lot of stories today, but this is by far the best. You feel like smoking when you’re nervous. So she wanted to smoke before walking the aisle. I never thought about that. She was wearing a wedding dress, I held her dress. Usually another girl does it. – But I even held her dress. / – Like an auntie. I even went with her to the restroom and smoked together. – I never expected this. / – This is crazy. She held her veil like this. Okay. So, the report for the only man in the group is completed. Let’s go over the completed report. “I couldn’t adjust to being the only man in the group, so I even ate lunch in the restroom.” “And she even asked me to unclog her toilet.” “My secret of surviving as the only man in the group is providing them my flat. “Now, I even smoke with brides…” – Not just girls. / – “I even smoke with brides.” This is man’s social club, I Am a Man! Today, we are here with 147 men who are the only man in their group. We heard so many unexpected stories. It was really surprising. But Ojung was even more surprising. He surpassed our imaginations. What would’ve happened to him if he didn’t become a celebrity? He wouldn’t have survived. Finally, it’s time. It’s nice when guys spend time together. But it’s too boring to just stay by ourselves. So… They are already going mad. – Everyone. / – They are going crazy. This person will shine a light in your miserable life as the only man in your group. You should be excited. She’s the ultimate goddess! She will be like a sweet rain to this male-infested place. – They are going crazy. / – Everyone! – IU! / – Now… Han Hyojoo! – Han Hyojoo! / – Jung Eunji. Eunji and IU… They are going crazy right now. – Put your hands up! / – They are so excited. They are already making hearts. Everyone, let’s gather your love and call out our goddess. Please give it up for her! – She looks familiar. / – She’s coming out! She’s coming out! Wow! Really! – IU! IU! / – IU! IU! Everyone! I couldn’t say anything We should kiss I raise my head because of my tears I smile a little bit so it won’t go down my cheeks I, I like you Everyone, please welcome our goddess, IU! IU! IU! IU! I, I like you Please have a seat. I expected them to be like this, but this is so funny. I think IU is really surprised. I know. I never expected them to sing along like that. They are scary, aren’t they? I was really surprised. I thought he was possessed. That one. I raise my head because of my tears Wonhui, is it your first time to meet IU? – In the other TV station… / – His ears are red. His ears keep turning red. We acted together in a sitcom. Oh! IU doesn’t remember it! No. It was so hard for him to say that. Im Wonhui! Im Wonhui! I’m sorry. Your face is really red. He remembered it. He was very relaxed when he mentioned it. But IU didn’t remember it. – Do you remember it now? / – I remember it now. All right. IU is here with us today as the first goddess of “Oh My Goddess”. Let’s ask her. What are some of the secrets girls keep that men have no clue about? In the waiting room, I talked about this with our staffs. – You did? / – Yes. I thought a lot of people would know, but guys really didn’t have a clue. What is that? When girls are in a hurry, we sometimes only wash our bangs. – Only your bangs? / – Really? We just shampoo our bangs, wash them and tie our hair, we look like we washed our hair. I really had no clue. Girls are mistaken. They think their hair don’t smell because they can only smell their bangs. But your ponytail is… Okay. Like what IU said, – it’s totally new to us. / – It’s fascinating. I’ve never heard about this before. Since you guys stay with girls all the time, I am sure you all found girls’ secrets. – Ojung? / – I’ll ask them. What is it? “Girls have pencil leads stuck on their armpits.” That’s the first question… Do you study like this then? IU became so speechless because she can’t believe it. She went, “Goodness…” It didn’t come from me. Who brought this up? – Where are you? / – Handsome Nose Hyeok? – You’re Hyeok? / – Yes. Please explain to us what it means. – I’m a dance student. / – I see. I’m majoring in ballet. After I got discharged from the army, I went back to school and saw the younger students. We had to do a dance movement together, and we wear a garment called leotard. My dance partner was coming towards me with her hands put up, and… – She was coming towards you. / – And? – I knew that girls also had hair. / – Of course. – But the dancers… / – What do you have to do? I have to lift them by holding their armpits. That’s my job, so I had to do it anyways. You look very frustrated. It’s tricky to ask IU about this. I don’t know what to say. It’ll be actually more comfortable if we are by ourselves. You should just pretend you don’t notice it. – Really? / – Yes. You know, girls have so many things to take care of. Not just armpit. From head to toe, we have so many things to take care of. – So he should just ignore it. / – It’s better. Rather than talking to her about it… I’m sure she knows it the best. She must know it. – All right. / – But don’t you have to tell her? You have to tell her. It’s embarrassing to go, “Hey, your armpit…” Then what will you say? You could address their armpits as “Tang Wei”. She’s very sexy in the movies. So you can go, “Wow, Tang Wei!” That’s crazy! That won’t offend them. How about this? When girls are standing like this in the subway, you can go, “Wow, Tang Wei!” Tang Wei might be offended though. It was only in the movie. And more than anything, girls who hear that might – think they look like Tang Wei. / – Like a goddess. It might create misunderstanding. If someone calls you Tang Wei now… All right. IU, how do you like this? – This? / – How do you like his way? – It’s witty. / – I guess it’s better… to call it “Tang Wei” than to call it “Pencil leads.” So those witty expressions are okay. – Yes. / – Awesome. We didn’t invite IU here for nothing. We invited her precisely for this. There are some people who came alone, and there are people who came with friends. Today, we planned for an event that will make you less lonely as you leave this studio. Look at that. I knew you’d like it. For you to not get lonely to go home alone, you will now make some friends here. The reaction is bad. They thought they were leaving with IU. No, you’re not going to befriend IU. Among you guys, I don’t know how many guys will end up being friends, but you will become friends and exchange numbers. – And… / – And you can hold hands and go back home. You can either hold hands or go for dinner. This is “Find Your Soulmate” time. We can begin this only if you will all stand up from your seat. We should get up too. Will we look for friends as well? Now, IU will tell us things one by one. Those who think the question applies to you will remain standing up. If it doesn’t apply to you, you will have a seat. We will add up questions like that, and the ones who will be left after the final question will become the soulmates. – IU. / – Yes? Then let’s begin – with the first question. / – Okay. “I am the only man in the group, but I never dated anyone from the group.” “I am the only man in the group, but I never dated anyone from the group.” If you’ve never dated anyone from your group, just keep standing up. – There are some. / – There are a lot. – They dated a lot. / – That’s too bad. So, the ones standing up right now have never dated anyone from their group. They are standing up right now. But a lot of people did date girls from their group. What did you do? We don’t know what kind of questions you will get. But you might end up bursting into tears. You might feel bad for yourself and burst into tears. Let’s move onto the next question. Yes. By the way, this question is… Why? “I’ve lost to a girl for strength.” On the count of three, please have a seat. One, two, three! The level of the questions and and how it hurts you can get more serious as we go. – It’s humiliating. / – You were dumped, and you were weaker than the women. The ones who lost to a woman for strength can stand up. One, two, three. If it didn’t happen to you, have a seat. Are you serious? Honestly, when you try to use your strength, you can normally win over a girl. – But… / – No? He is shaking his head. Women are very… Yes, Sir. They are confessing their stories. I can identify myself with this question. I am a junior in college now. When I was a freshman, this girl who was a president of our student association was such an energetic person. Her body was… Can I say this? Her body was very fit, and she did Muay Thai. – To lose weight… / – And on top of that, she loved biting people. She loved biting people. Of course, if you deliberately hit her first… That’s so cheap! Why would you hit a girl first? – Unless you don’t attack her first. / – Attack. Unless you attack her… When you drink, you get tipsy. When she hits you at that stage, you are helpless. By the way, who are we trying to pick? Are we picking living deads? “I secretly cried because of a girl.” “I came out because girlfriends told me to come.” There are six guys left now. Soon, we will have – I’m excited. / – the soul mates. – This is so pathetic. / – IU, please continue. – Let’s move to the next question. / – Okay. “If I didn’t come out here today, I would’ve stayed home.” Thank goodness you’re here! It’s Sunday today! As more questions are revealed, you come to question if you really have to become this miserable to meet your soulmate. I feel like crying. “If I didn’t come out here today, I would’ve stayed home.” “I would’ve stayed home.” – Just sit down now. / – On the count of three, please give an honest answer. – One, two, three! / – He’s thinking again. – No! / – You didn’t have any appointment! Sit down! Two people sat down. That’s too bad. There are only two people left. If you hadn’t come here, you would have stayed home? – Yes, tell me. / – I would be just eating corn… and lying down on my bed. You must love corn a lot. Yes, corn is food… I mean, corn is the best! – Corn! Corn! / – Corn is food! – Wicked! / – Corn is food! Corn! Corn is food! I realized for the first time that corn is food. What else would you be doing? I would be just using my phone. What’s there to do on your phone? No, there’s nothing much to do, but 21st century is the age of media. – That’s crazy. / – He talks so well. Corn is food! And 21st century is the age of media. And corn is food. He taught us a lot of things. Is that so? What do you do now? I’m just a student. I’m a college student. Oh, you major in Food Science. No, in Real Estate. I major in Real Estate and Financial Services. Is there any real estate information you can give us? I’m sorry. I’m a bad student. Please come out on stage. You’re officially friends now. It’s a meaningful place. For Hwang Duldul and Man Who Saved the Country in His Present Life, we will give out the gifts we prepared. How is it that you have a new friend now? What kind of friend do you want to be? A friend who calls every once in a while… Just once in a while… It’s hard if he calls too often. Congratulations! He is so bright. – He’s so cute. / – Right? Gosh! Why? Hwang Duldul, what’s wrong? You have the mic. I don’t go to internet cafes! What’s the prize? It’s the gift certificate for Jang Dongmin’s Internet Cafe. I can’t believe it. Stop eating corn and come to my internet cafe! Go to the internet cafe and eat corn. This was the first episode of I Am a Man. This is all we have for today. We will improve with every episode. And for the 20 episodes, that is including today, we will try our best to make you laugh aloud. Today, guys who are the only men in their groups joined us. But we are accepting applications for next episodes. So please apply. Grooms who are about to get married, guys who dread going to karaoke, and those with unique names can apply. If your name is Yoo Jaeseok, Ko Minju, – or Nam Jada… / – Nam Jada? I’m sure there are people with those names. I’m sure. Anyways, please apply to join our program. This was the first episode of I Am a Man. We will see you next week. – Thank you. / – Thank you.