Professor Boyfriend. Hello. [Laughter]. Hello.
What do you think is the number one Google image result for women? I would say a gaggle
of women, giggling, holding wine glasses, chardonnay of course. I think the number one
Google image result for women will involve a salad. It’s just a picture of a salad. It’s
just–Women, salad. Can I get a drum roll. [Drum roll]. Oh. [Laughter]. Very attractive
woman. Hey! Very. Hey! Last time we wanted to take a look at the
most common questions people were asking on Google about men. This week we’re going to
see those same questions but for women. Women. Tellingly they number one question people
are asking about women is ‘Why do women cheat?’ Does that sound familiar? That was the number
one for ‘Why do men?’ But from there the questions turn from the emotional to the more physical.
‘Why do women have periods?’, ‘Why do women douche?’, ‘Why do women crave chocolate?’,
and finally, ‘Why do women–‘ Professor Boyfriend I can’t even do this. Thank you. ‘Why do women
discharge?’ Moving on. The number one for girls as well as women, same thing. Same thing.
‘Why do girls cheat?’ Ladies. Then it kind of goes back to the whole physical anomaly
of what this is. Thank you. [Laughter]. It starts with ‘Why do girls have periods?’,
‘Why do girls cut themselves?’, ‘Why do girls wear thongs?’, and this is by far my favorite,
‘Why do girls twerk?’ Everybody wants to know. So finally in this snapshot of women according
to Google lets put in ‘Why do Moms?’ The number one autofill result is kind of sweet. It’s
kind of sweet but also it has to be written by a robot. By robots? Yeah. ‘Why do mom kiss
their babies?’ Why is that mom kissing her baby? And why is that robot talk like that?
Can that robot emote? Why does that robot using Google? Wouldn’t it just be…? Think
about it. The second one, not so sweet, ‘Why do moms get mad easily?’, see also ‘Why do
women have periods?’, ‘Why do moms yell all the time?’, sounds like someone needs some
chocolate, ‘Why do moms get custody?’, ‘Why do moms get jealous of their daughters?’,
oh hey now. So I find it interesting that last time when we did it about men–mm-hmm–all
the questions were kind of about men’s behavior. Why do men cheat, why do men hit women, why
do dads leave. These questions about women are mainly what’s up with this? What’s up
with this bonko machine? That body is crazy and we have no idea what’s going on with it.
Does it run on chocolate? But a lot of commenters on ‘Men, according to Google’ made a good
point that perhaps a lot of these questions that are asked, especially the ones geared
toward men are so negative because we turn to Google when we’re confused or when we’re
upset. With the exception of ‘Why do moms kiss their babies?’ That is–yeah, that is
a strange one. I think it would be kind of interesting to find out what would happen
if you changed up interrogative in their: ‘How men’ or ‘What men’, to see if that theme
of men and behavior and women and body stayed the same. I want to hear from you though,
what do you think about women according to Google? Do you think it’s more accurate in
any way then men? Are you perplexed by these questions of how the female body works? So
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