Tag Archives: twilight

Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID. BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE? ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT. ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA… Read More »

If Movies Were Real

(man) No, no, don’t go in that door! There’s a monster in there– {IAN} – SHUT UP! This movie’s retarded. No girl that hot would know this much about cars. It’s a Transformers movie, get over it. I know, but it just bothers me, because the only way that a girl would know that much… Read More »