Tag Archives: Television

Google Translate Songs with Halsey

-Halsey, we all know that you are an amazing singer. -That’s an opinion. -So, I thought — No. -I thought it would be fun if you and I performed a few songs. Is that pretty cool? -Yeah. -Would that be alright? -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] But here’s the catch. To mix things up… Read More »

Timothy Goes to School: The Greatest / Rocky Friendship – Ep. 15

♪ T’S A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ SO COME ON AND PLAY ♪ IN A WORLD THAT’S WAITING ♪ FO YOU ♪ WE’RE ABOUT TO BEGIN ♪ SO COME ON IN ♪ TH RE’S SO MUC ♪ TO DO AT SCHOOL ♪ AN YO CAN DO ANYTHING ♪ F YOU T Y ♪ WITH FRIENDS… Read More »

Jimmy Carr Stand-Up

[ Cheers and applause ] -When Donald Trump first took to office, little did he know. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] ‘Course — Of course, Donald Trump ran on a campaign saying that he wanted to build a wall. I think that’s his one good idea, because walls work. [ Light laughter… Read More »

Donald Trump’s Ohio Rally

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump today tweeted, “Big rally tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. See you there. P.S. — Our country is doing great.” [ Light laughter ] That’s a weird thing to put in a P.S. [ Laughter ] That’s like if you’ve got a text from your husband that said, “Working late… Read More »

Finneas Reveals Everyday Sounds Hidden in “Bury a Friend” and “Bad Guy”

-Welcome to the show and thanks for talking with me. -Thanks for having me. -For those who don’t know, you are a songwriter, a performer, a producer as well. And you’ve worked with Selena Gomez, Camila Cabello, Halsey, and most famously, I think, is probably your number-one collaborator is Billie Eilish, your sister. -That’s right.… Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Gets Emotional Reflecting on Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

[ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] -Please don’t make me cry. Please. -No. -Oh, my gosh. -Thank you so much. -We love you! -I love you! -We — yeah, we love you! [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, my God. -Oh, gosh. I’m so happy for you. Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God,… Read More »

Desus & Mero Argue About the Filet-O-Fish and Mistake Jimmy for Jimmy Kimmel

Kevin Hart Took a Nasty Fall Doing His Heel-Toe Hop Dance at a Wedding

-Welcome back. I want to talk about “Secret Life.” -I like this. -You do? -Yeah. -It’s something different, right? -I like it. -Thank you, I appreciate that. -You’re like Bruce Willis. -Thank you. You look good, too. There’s something different about you. -Taller. [ Laughter ] -Are you sure? -Yeah, look at it. -Oh, my… Read More »

Politicians React to Shootings in El Paso and Dayton: A Closer Look

-We’d like to begin tonight by saying a few words about the horrific mass shootings in Dayton and El Paso. This was a heartbreaking weekend of unspeakable tragedy and, yet, one that disturbingly feels all too familiar. Of course, as we all know by now, there’s an epidemic of gun violence and mass shootings in… Read More »

Google Translate Songs with Miley Cyrus

-♪ Google Translate Songs ♪ -Now, if you’ve ever used Google Translate, uh, you know that it’s not always perfect. For example, when translated to Croatian and back, “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” becomes “The Evening Show That Plays Jimmy Fallon.” [ Laughter ] So, we did the same thing with popular song lyrics.… Read More »