Tag Archives: late night

Justin Bieber & James Corden’s “Yummy” Food Truck

>>I NOT ACTUALLY SURE HOW TO DRIVE ONE OF THESE. HOW DO I GET THIS.>>YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE BRAKE.>>James: RIGHT, PRESS ON THE BRAKE.>>AND THEN PULL THAT DOWN.>>James: IT’S JAMMING.>>JUST PRESS THE BRAKE ALL THE WAY.>>James: THE BRAKE IS DOWN, DUDE.>>THIS IS NOT– .>>James: I CAN’T GET THAT.>>SEE PRESS THE BRAKE, THERE YOU GO.… Read More »

Front Man Battle w/ Queen + Adam Lambert

HEY, DID YOU SEE THIS STORY TODAY, DID YOU SEE IT. QUEEN, WHO ARE JUST MY FAVORITE BAND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I STILL LOVE SO MUCH. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A SUMMER TOUR OF NORTH AMERICA, A WHOLE TOUR OF NORTH AMERICA. 24 DAITH, IN MY HEAD WHEN I WAS GROWING UP A ALWAYS… Read More »

Donald Trump’s Ohio Rally

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump today tweeted, “Big rally tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. See you there. P.S. — Our country is doing great.” [ Light laughter ] That’s a weird thing to put in a P.S. [ Laughter ] That’s like if you’ve got a text from your husband that said, “Working late… Read More »

Trump Impeachment Trial Enters The 11th Hour With No Word On Witnesses

WELCOME ONE AND ALL IN HERE AND OUT THERE TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AND AS I SPEAK — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: AS I SPEAK, THE SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS RACING DEMOCRACY TO SEE WHICH ONE CAN END FASTER. COME ON, BIG D! I’LL GIVE THE LATEST IN TONIGHT’S… Read More »

Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID. BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE? ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT. ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA… Read More »

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Mila Kunis & Christina Applegate

SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.>>James: NOW IT IS WORTH BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD QUITE THE REACTION TO EVEN SITTING AT THIS TABLE, RIGHT.>>I’M A VEGETARIAN.>>James: YES.>>AN I DON’T MIND PEOPLE WITH MEAT OUT. BUT I’M LITERALLY LIKE HOLDING MY BREATHE A LITTLE BIT. HAVE I A SERIOUSLY SENSITIVE GAG… Read More »

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Mila Kunis & Christina Applegate

SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.>>James: NOW IT IS WORTH BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD QUITE THE REACTION TO EVEN SITTING AT THIS TABLE, RIGHT.>>I’M A VEGETARIAN.>>James: YES.>>AN I DON’T MIND PEOPLE WITH MEAT OUT. BUT I’M LITERALLY LIKE HOLDING MY BREATHE A LITTLE BIT. HAVE I A SERIOUSLY SENSITIVE GAG… Read More »

Attorney Ad – SNL

♪♪♪ >>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK. >>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT, JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME $1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT. THOSE GUYS… Read More »