Tag Archives: jokes

Google Translate Songs with Halsey

-Halsey, we all know that you are an amazing singer. -That’s an opinion. -So, I thought — No. -I thought it would be fun if you and I performed a few songs. Is that pretty cool? -Yeah. -Would that be alright? -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] But here’s the catch. To mix things up… Read More »

Front Man Battle w/ Queen + Adam Lambert

HEY, DID YOU SEE THIS STORY TODAY, DID YOU SEE IT. QUEEN, WHO ARE JUST MY FAVORITE BAND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I STILL LOVE SO MUCH. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A SUMMER TOUR OF NORTH AMERICA, A WHOLE TOUR OF NORTH AMERICA. 24 DAITH, IN MY HEAD WHEN I WAS GROWING UP A ALWAYS… Read More »

Jimmy Carr Stand-Up

[ Cheers and applause ] -When Donald Trump first took to office, little did he know. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] ‘Course — Of course, Donald Trump ran on a campaign saying that he wanted to build a wall. I think that’s his one good idea, because walls work. [ Light laughter… Read More »

Finneas Reveals Everyday Sounds Hidden in “Bury a Friend” and “Bad Guy”

-Welcome to the show and thanks for talking with me. -Thanks for having me. -For those who don’t know, you are a songwriter, a performer, a producer as well. And you’ve worked with Selena Gomez, Camila Cabello, Halsey, and most famously, I think, is probably your number-one collaborator is Billie Eilish, your sister. -That’s right.… Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Gets Emotional Reflecting on Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

[ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] -Please don’t make me cry. Please. -No. -Oh, my gosh. -Thank you so much. -We love you! -I love you! -We — yeah, we love you! [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, my God. -Oh, gosh. I’m so happy for you. Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God,… Read More »

Trump Impeachment Trial Enters The 11th Hour With No Word On Witnesses

WELCOME ONE AND ALL IN HERE AND OUT THERE TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AND AS I SPEAK — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: AS I SPEAK, THE SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS RACING DEMOCRACY TO SEE WHICH ONE CAN END FASTER. COME ON, BIG D! I’LL GIVE THE LATEST IN TONIGHT’S… Read More »

SML Short: Jeffy’s Haircut!

Blippi Jeffy: Hey umm, Daddy? I think I’m blind. I can’t see anything. Mario: Wha- JEFFY!!! Jeffy: What? Mario: What happened to your hair Jeffy!? It’s all long and gross and… (Triggered voice): IS THAT A BIRD!? Jeffy: Where? Mario: In your hair, Jeffy! *Feels Mr. Birdie* Jeffy: *gasp* Oh Hey Mr. Birdie! What doing?… Read More »

PRANKED! Served her own food by top chef 😂 – BBC

OVERLY DRAMATIC MUSIC Marco! RECORD SCRATCH Ciao! MICHAEL LAUGHS Have you heard of Jane Miller… ..from Corby, Northamptonshire? I’ve never heard of her. OK. Well, I have been in her lovely home, in Corby, and I’ve raided her freezer without her knowing. She’s here holidaying on the cruise and we are going to serve her… Read More »

Desus & Mero Argue About the Filet-O-Fish and Mistake Jimmy for Jimmy Kimmel

Kevin Hart Took a Nasty Fall Doing His Heel-Toe Hop Dance at a Wedding

-Welcome back. I want to talk about “Secret Life.” -I like this. -You do? -Yeah. -It’s something different, right? -I like it. -Thank you, I appreciate that. -You’re like Bruce Willis. -Thank you. You look good, too. There’s something different about you. -Taller. [ Laughter ] -Are you sure? -Yeah, look at it. -Oh, my… Read More »