Know Your Bro with Chris and Scott Evans

By | March 5, 2020


-Here’s how it works. One of you will wear
noise-canceling headphones while the other one
answers a question. Then you’ll take
the headphones off and we’ll see if your answer
matches. If it matches, you get a point.
-All right. -As a reminder, one is
the number to beat. [ Laughter ] -Brutal —
-I don’t know if — -Scott, please — put these on.
-Oh, thank God. -All right, and I’ll —
-Start easy. -Here. Make sure you can’t hear.
-Oh, yeah. -Ready? Chris, what would Scott be
if he weren’t an actor? -Okay, if he weren’t an actor, it would be — it would be —
I know this. It would have something to do
with, um — [ Laughter ]
Police work. He loves — he loves, you know, detective shows
and murder scenes. And it’s morbid, but I think —
[ Laughter ] I do know for a fact —
-That’s what he would love? -I actually know for a fact I’m
going to get this right. Yes. It would have something to do
with crime and him solving mysteries. I don’t know how long
it would last once he’s on the crime scene.
-Yeah. Why doesn’t he just audition for one of those
roles on TV? -But it’s gonna have — I actually know
I’m going to win this. -Okay, great. All right.
Hey, Scott? -Yes?
-Scott? Very good. -I did great. -No, no, you didn’t do
anything yet. Here’s what the question was. The question was, “What would
you be if you weren’t an actor?” -Like my job? Oh, homicide detective.
Criminologist. -Wow!
[ Ding ] [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪ -I mean, that’s — That seems like kind of
an easy question. That’s like —
-No. -That’s like in my —
-That’s not — really? -Well, I don’t know why. It’s just, like,
I’m so into murder. [ Laughter ]
In, like, not a kinky way. -This is incriminating.
-It’s — -Yeah. But why don’t you just
be in one of those shows? Go on “Law & Order?”
-Or why don’t you just murder? -Well, I’ve been —
[ Laughter ] [ Talking over each other ]
-No, listen, I tell my boyfriend all the
time, I’m just like, “Listen, don’t ever get me mad because
I can get away with it.” [ Laughter ] -Are you one of those guys
that, like, sees “Dateline,” you go, “Oh, I see how they’re
going to do this”? -Oh, I see it.
I’m like, “He did it. Guilty.” [ Laughter ]
-Me, too. And I know what he did wrong.
-Yeah. I can fix it up. All right, here we go. This is
— so you wear the headphones. -I do?
-Yep. Chris. -Wait, wait, wait.
-Got to make sure it’s on. -It’s a good song. -All right. Ooh, wow, wow.
[ Laughter ] Oh, my God.
Wow. That’s pretty good. All right. All right, Scott, what is something Chris did
growing up that your parents still
don’t know about? [ Laughter ] -Um, all right. Okay. Well, something that he —
well, that involved me? Oh, actually, all right.
-Doesn’t have to involve you. -No, no, oh, this involves me.
[ Laughter ] We — I wonder if they know
about this. I don’t think she does. Growing up I was, God, I don’t
even know how old I was. Like, maybe eight or nine. We were watching TV, and my
friend Sam was over watching TV, and my brother pushed me back
into a coffee table, and I cracked my head open. And I ended up getting
four stitches. But I remember, like, he pushed
me against the table, and I hit it — And I had already cracked my
head open once, and I was like, “No blood,
no blood, no blood.” And my hand — it was like
a murder scene. It was like, “Ah,
this is my dream job.” And I was like, “Blood!”
And Chris was like, “Please don’t tell.”
And I just said that I fell, and I got stitches,
and, Mom, he pushed me, so… [ Laughter ]
-Wow. Wow! Wow, okay.
Take it off. Yeah. Yeah, you have some explaining
to do here. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, I want to know. I want to know what went down.
-Oh, no! -Here’s the question.
Here’s the question. Don’t look.
Don’t look. Don’t give any brother hints. -There’s no brother hints here. -What is something
Chris did growing up that your parents still
don’t know about? -Huh. Um — Wow.
I mean, there’s a few. [ Laughter ] All right, I’ll — Is it — is it when I — -Don’t look, don’t look at him.
-Okay. I’ll say it’s when I made him
cut school. I was a senior.
He was a freshman. I made him cut school and we — judging by the reaction,
that’s not right. [ Laughter ]
-Wait, wait, wait, no. [ Buzzer ]
Finish it, finish it, finish it. -Well — oh, I’ll finish it.
-What happened? -I was a senior.
He was a freshman. I made him cut school. We went and did
a lot of bad things. [ Light laughter ]
And then we came back to the school and —
-Did you murder anyone? -We played —
[ Laughter ] -I got in trouble
for cutting class, but — -What are you
ratting me out for? -You cracked my head open. -Oh!
-Remember that? -Ugh!
[ Laughter ] -You know you pushed me.
Listen. -Yeah, but that was between us. [ Laughter ] -This is where your acting
skills come in. You were like, “All right,
don’t tell mom. Here’s how we’re going to do — Like, “But I’m a homicide
detective.” -But Ma showed up,
and he — he — he covered — -I fell.
-He covered my ass. -I fell —
-Ah, you’re a good brother. See?
-That was a big deal. Yeah, yeah.
-All right. All right. [ Applause ] -All right.
This is a question for — -Cutting school was more fun.
[ Laughter ] -Cutting school was the best. -Scott, that’s for you. Just press play on that guy. Ready? -Yeah, yeah.
-All right, good. All right, good.
That’s a good jam on there. -Yeah, it’s a good —
-Techno jam. All right, this one. What is Scott’s most
embarrassing childhood memory? -[ Chuckles ] Um — oh, God.
Okay, I — -No one’s going to watch.
-Okay. [ Laughter ] I know — [ Sighs ]
I know what it is. Well — it’s okay.
It’s fine. We’ve talked about this. Scott, as a kid, had, uh… bowel control issues. [ Light laughter ] And we were — we were skiing
in New Hampshire. I know this is what this is. We were skiing in New Hampshire. Me and my sister
and my brother — [ Light laughter ]
And my father. We’re skiing on the mountain.
Scott, he’s like five. He probably shouldn’t even
have been on skis. He pooped his pants. [ Laughter ] -Dude, this is the most
embarrassing — This is beyond embarrassing.
Oh, my God. -But —
[ Laughter ] -Don’t — you shouldn’t think of
a different story. -I say this because I know —
ooh, I hope he’s okay. Maybe it’s different on TV. But I’ve heard him
tell this story. So my father, you know,
picked him up. We went to the bathroom.
My father dumped his underwear. Back on the mountain.
He pooped his pants again. [ Laughter ] So back to the bathroom. Long underwear are gone. And at that point, my father was
like, “All right, day’s over.” And he went to get the car — This is it.
[ Light laughter ] And it was me and my sister
and my brother waiting in the, like, the lobby of the lodge
while my dad — We’re down to last line
of defense. It’s just the snow pants,
you know? And he starts crying, saying
it’s going to happen. [ Laughter ] And me and my sister are like,
“Just hang on.” And it — he didn’t make it. You know what I mean?
[ Laughter ] [ Rim shot ]
And it happened. It happened. Without question, this is
going to be the answer. -Okay, all right, oh, my gosh.
-It’s going to be the answer. Scott?
First of all — -Looking over,
I’m seeing reaction. -No.
-Just — well, okay. -Look, it’s all fine.
-Is it? -Yeah.
-I remember that last time I was here.
-It’s all going to be fine. I don’t want you to get too
excited. [ Laughter ] Scott, what is your most
embarrassing childhood memory? -I didn’t hold back. -All right, well —
Oh, my God. [ Laughter ] All right. The only thing
I can think of — oh, God, I wish I could think
of something else, but now my brain is just like, “You have nothing else
but this story.” Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ] Like, you wouldn’t — all right. I’m going to go with this.
God, let it be right. I was driving home — -No, isn’t that!
[ Laughter, audience “oh”s ] [ Rim shot ]
[ Low horn, buzzer ] -No, yes! Yes, yes, that’s it.
Yes, that’s it. That’s it. That’s it. That’s it.
-No, don’t change — -Oh, no! Oh, this is going to be amazing. [ Laughter ]
-All right, all right. All right, we’ll go, we’ll go.
Let’s go. Let’s go. -You’re driving home.
-Driving home from the rehearsal with my three siblings
in a car. I was sitting in the front seat.
I don’t know how. And I — I mean, I feel like — okay, and I had to — I had to
go to the bathroom. [ Laughter ] -All right. Am I close? And I said — and I begged
my sister, “Pull over.” Because I really had to go. She was like, “Where are you
going to go?” And I was like, “On the street.
I will do it anywhere.” She wouldn’t pull over.
And I went, like — I went in my pants.
[ Laughter ] [ Low horn, rim shot ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Wow.
[ Ding ] Wow!
-It’s Loon Mountain. -Wow. -Your Honor — welcome back
to “Law & Order.” Your Honor — -There’s been a murder.
-There’s been a murder. -I feel like —
-I did Loon Mountain. -I feel like our client would be
used to that situation since… Since he pooped his pants three
times on the ski slope! [ Laughter and applause ] -I was sick!
-Come here. Come here, give me —
-To be fair — -It’s going to be okay.
It’s going to be all right. -Well, I did it when I was 10
the other time. -To be fair, to be fair, Loon Mountain,
you were very young. That did happen. -Yeah, but the rehearsal story,
I remember. -The rehearsal — that wasn’t
your fault. You — you let us know.
-I begged you guys to pull over! -There was no boy
who cried wolf. You let us know, and we
didn’t — -So happy to be here again.
[ Laughter ] -Give it up for
Scott Evans and Chris Evans. The brothers!
[ Cheers and applause ]

100 thoughts on “Know Your Bro with Chris and Scott Evans

  1. Cara Nardone Post author

    I've always liked Chris Evans. He seems like an all-American, easy going guy who's fun to be around and he gives such positive energy in all his interviews. I'm so excited to hear him as the voice of Justin in the remake of The Secret of NIMH!

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  2. Zoe Smith Post author

    HAHA SCOTT EVENS CRAPPED HIS PANTS AT A SKI MOUNTAIN 20 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE

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  3. Shaina Rhoades Post author

    Murder is not something that Captain America should endorse 🤣🤣

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  4. Heathbunny Post author

    First few seconds the bros do the EXACT same thing at the exact same time. Haha!

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  5. Night Bat Post author

    To be fair since both stories were about pooping in his pants, I say that's a win. Score to beat is now 2

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  6. Paul Sosnowski Post author

    Jimmy : 5:11 „no one‘s gonna watch“

    Meanwhile: 9,2 Million views later

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  7. Maria Elizebeth Post author

    Scott looks so tense at 6:18. Makes me wonder if he could hear what Chris was saying!

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  8. Son Rise Post author

    i have seen him or not . . i have heard him or not . . doesn't matter . . what i know which is precious to me . . is that he is dear to me . . n i won't mind going to great lengths to save him . . i love my brother . .the anti christ 🙂 i hope to save him from the pain of 'destiny' that has been designed for him by the hidden overlords . . i respect the rules 🙂 till the time i am realized . . i will stay in reserve . . just another choice . . simply an option . . laying there to be rejected . . 🙂

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  9. Enderfox 1690 Post author

    i feel like that scott was the only one there being pressured

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  10. Clair Robinson e Diaz Post author

    My favourite thing about this interview is that every time Scott puts on the headphones Jimmy's like all quiet and whispering and Chris just goes all out yelling like Scott's supposed to hear what he's saying😂

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  11. Jesse Wellens Post author

    What was that sound chris made at 5:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  12. Reuben Cunningham Post author

    During the last stories they mentioned Scott's name a load of times. But conveniently after the story was done Jimmy said Scott once not very loudly and Scott pulled of the headphones . He had to be listening to no music

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  13. sweetener backdrop Post author

    chris is so different when he’s not captain america

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  14. MinnieNuke Post author

    I feel like if these two hugged me, my anxiety and nervousness around people would go away

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  15. Ashley Bishop Post author

    Imagine having a sibling that would actually cover for you though. My brother would probably hype the story even more to get me in as much trouble as possible. XD

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  16. Fumito Ando Post author

    0:01 yea i can see that theyre bros that was such an perfect timing

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  17. WhoElseBut Tobi Post author

    To be honest with you…I didn't know that Chris had a brother

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  18. Lisa - Post author

    DR mike kinda looks like Scott

    also couldn't they just have put him on the toilet just in case?

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  19. og87 Post author

    5:23 I was sure he was going to say… it’s Scott…. AS A BABY!! 😂

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  20. Unidentified xox Post author

    I felt like shit when it came to the poop story because Scott kept looking at the audience clueless

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  21. chris stath Post author

    was thinking the very same did not know at all that two bros ones gay

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  22. Ivan joe Post author

    damianhacks com is real!!!! I just got the a successful Hacked transfer of $8000 to my Cash app

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  23. Sai Post author

    Chris still has elementa of the Boston accent left… Comes out occasionally when he speaks

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  24. siekierkaKam Post author

    Gay or not gay doesn't matter. They are both very funny chaps !

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  25. Dan Wegg Post author

    I wish chris evans eas a good actor, because he seems like such a likeavle guy

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  26. Sakura Yamazaki Post author

    Chris Evans is so handsome 😍
    My dream boyfriend 💖

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  27. Picki P Post author

    This video always cracks me up😂

    Also Chris is like the whitest dude ever!

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  28. 420 69 Post author

    Why is it that the older brother is more white skinned than the younger brother

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  29. HeyLila78 Post author

    I love their energy and closeness. Saw this right after the Jonas Brothers and these two are so tight, it's heartwarming.

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  30. Darth Panda Post author

    My captions aren't working but I don't need sub titles to know that these two guys admire, respect and lover each other. The way they look at one another and laugh and knowingly nod to one another for assurance just proves love knows NO boundaries or sex. I hope these two gentleman decide to date and then who knows. All I can say is I ship these two and hope they will be happy in each other's hairy arms.

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  31. Danny Post author

    Dude shit his pants 4 times and that's just 2 stories WTF LMFAO

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  32. May Junsuwon Post author

    How have I never noticed Chris's Boston accent till now??! 😮

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  33. I Am Ricia Post author

    I watch this video at least once every month just to lighten my mood 😩😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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  34. Bhim Sen Hansda Post author

    "ahe-he-he covered my ass"
    " Ah you're a good brother"

    I don't know but I felt uncomfortable

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  35. Eshy Post author

    Hahaha Scotts face when he found out it was the triple threat poop story XD

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  36. Emma Lynn Post author

    i didnt even know he had a brother and of course he is gay what a icon

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  37. mrs. mr. clean Post author

    everyone says that his boston accent is really strong here but he just sounds like he’s talking normal to me… love being from mass lol

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  38. Omega Man Post author

    Fun fact: if a woman has three sons, each younger brother is 33% more likely to be gay.

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  39. Grace Holbert Post author

    I got that gay vibe off Scott the instant I clicked on the video, before he said anything about it

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  40. Ela ruiz Post author

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THEY ARRANGED THEIR COATS ON SYNC AT THE BEGINNING

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  41. Just a Dancing Hotdog Post author

    Scott: I'm so into murder
    Chris: laughs
    Also Chris: is in a murder mystery movie and is the one who did it

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  42. missrileyelaine Post author

    love that i heard scott speak for about 30 seconds and was like "hmm i wonder if he's gay" and immediately after he says "my boyfriend." good to know the ole' gaydar is still in tip-top shape

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  43. The Flash Post author

    Scott is excited af lol
    I would be shitting my pants up there lol

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  44. Brittney Haynes Post author

    “Or why don’t you just murder” I-

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  45. Rishi Dasgupta Post author

    For the first minute, Scott looked like he was on cocaine

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  46. vaishnavi andhare Post author

    This man melts me! Ohh Chris! ❤️😍❤️

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