Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

By | August 13, 2019


– YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING? – NOTHING YET. – OKAY. WE’LL WAIT UNTIL DARK, AND THEN
SNEAK BACK ACROSS THE LINE, AND REJOIN OUR UNIT. [distant gunfire] DID YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? [machine gun fire] OH, HELL. – THESE AMERICANS
PROVE TO BE NO OBSTACLE AT ALL. SEARCH THE HOTEL.
– YEAH. – YOU’VE DONE WELL
TO SECURE THIS POSITION. THAT COULD BODE WELL
FOR PROMOTION. SPEAKING OF WHICH, GUESS WHO I
SAW AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY. – WHO? – OH, I DON’T KNOW,
ADOLF HITLER. – I LOVE HITLER. – WHO DOESN’T?
BUT YOU EVER SEE HIM IN PERSON? – OH, YEAH.
AT THE NUREMBERG RALLY. IT WAS VERY INSPIRATIONAL. – I KNOW IT WAS.
I WAS THERE. EVERYONE WAS THERE. BUT UP CLOSE,
IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING. FOR INSTANCE,
IT WAS THE WEEKEND, AND THE LITTLE HAIRS HAD JUST
STARTED TO GROW ON THE SIDES OF THE MUSTACHE, LIKE THIS. SO I WALK UP TO HITLER,
CASUALLY… – HERR COMMANDANT.
– THAT’S RUDE. I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY. YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED
IN A STORY ABOUT OUR FUHRER? – YEAH, BUT–
– OKAY, GOOD. EVA WAS THERE AS WELL, TALLER THAN YOU THINK
OR HITLER’S SHORTER, HARD TO SAY. BUT ANYHOO,
I’M BUYING SOME BREAD. HITLER’S BUYING SOME BREAD.
– UM, I MUST– – SO, I’M ASSUMING YOU’VE GOT
A BETTER HITLER STORY? – BUT NO, BUT–
– THEN MAYBE DON’T INTERRUPT. – YES, SIR.
– SO I GIVE HIM A SALUTE, AND HE GIVES ME ONE OF THOSE
HALF HITLER SALUTES, YOU KNOW, DOWN, LOW, VERY COOL.
RIGHT. – YOU KNOW?
– RIGHT. – HERE’S WHAT YOU FORGET.
– YEAH. – HE DOESN’T SAY “HEIL HITLER.”
– UH-HUH. [fly buzzing]
– ISN’T THAT FUNNY? [slap] – AH! HERR COMMANDANT– – OH, WAIT. I THINK MAYBE NEXT TIME, I’LL TELL HIM HOW UNINTERESTED
YOU ARE IN MY STORY. – OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
– IS IT A JEALOUSY THING? – NO, NO, NO.
– YOU KNOW, I DIDN’T MEET HITLER TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. – [stammers]
PROCEED, OF COURSE. – SO I SAY TO HITLER, “I’VE ACTUALLY BEEN QUITE BUSY.”
[wrapper crinkles] HITLER LAUGHS, AND THEN SAYS, “YOU AND ME BOTH.” I MEAN, HE’S THE FUHRER. IT’S SO FUNNY
BECAUSE IT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. I MEAN, HE’S SUPER BUSY. AS HITLER WAS TAKING HIS LEAVE
OF ME– – OKAY, I HAVE TO INTERRUPT
YOU RIGHT NOW. – EXCUSE ME?
DURING THE CINEMA? THE STORY HAS A BUILD. BUT IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING,
YOU KILL THE MOMENTUM. – I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU
THAT BODY IS MOVING. – THAT’S RIDICULOUS. THE AMERICAN’S ARE ALL DEAD. BUT IF IT KEEPS YOU
FROM INTERRUPTING MY AWESOME HITLER STORY,
I’LL PROVE IT TO YOU. – YES.
VERY GOOD, SIR. [grunts] [grunts] [grunts] [grunts] [grunts] WOW. I’LL NEVER GET USED
TO THOSE FINAL DEATH THROES. – DEATH THROES? HERR MULLER,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? THOSE ARE NOT DEATH THROES! YOU ARE BEING AN IDIOT! – INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH. PITY. THIS IS THE BEST PART
OF THE STORY. AS HITLER WAS TAKING
HIS LEAVE OF ME, HE SAID, “WELL, THERE’S NO POINT IN GETTING BREAD
IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET–” AND AT THE SAME TIME HITLER SAID “CHEESE,”
I SAID “CHEESE.” AND THEN,
HITLER AND I BOTH SAID, “JINX.” WELL, IT WAS JUST, LIKE,
TWO REGULAR, EVERYDAY PEOPLES. YOU GUYS MISSED THE FIRST PART,
BUT THIS IS ALL ABOUT HITLER.

36 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

  1. Rinoymj Post author

    Legend says they are still lying there, on that floor full of skeletons, eating the rest of the chocolate ration, watching Netflix.

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  2. If President does it, it is NOT ILLEGAL Post author

    ROTFLMAO!!! Final Death Throws… ROTFLMAO!!!

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  3. Danial XIV Post author

    I died when that guy is also pretend to be dead

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  4. Pulkit Sharma Post author

    “I’m sorry I think you have a better Hitler story” 😂

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  5. Hipster Black Metal Post author

    I still love this skit. First time I saw it I was dying.

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  6. ndgfunkera Post author

    Hilarious!! 😂😂 Ty Burrell 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 why am I barely seeing these ?!!

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  7. Jj Adams Post author

    That could bode well for promoTION. My favourite part hahaha

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  8. Aaron O Mahony Post author

    This video might get taken down for "Hate speech" lol

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  9. Mr.Hedgehog Post author

    "you know i didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings.."

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  10. Rodrigo Manzanilla Post author

    Assent he black so wouldn’t the nazis not like him

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  11. vanhalenps4 Post author

    Hugo Boss did such a great job on their uniforms

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  12. Kono Dutch Post author

    You guys missed the first part but this is all about Hitler

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  13. Comrade Snake Post author

    "Do you speak during the cinema?" I see what you did there.

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  14. jbugg Post author

    "Insubordinate and churlish" almost missed the substitute teacher reference.

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  15. Jimmy Cen Post author

    Insubordinate and churlish 😂, substitutes teacher 👨‍🏫 anyone!?

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  16. FireMario Productions Post author

    Woah! Didn’t think there were African Americans in the Nazi army! Oh I get it, he was a spy

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  17. Joe O’Brien Post author

    Barren snitchelnazi is very good at acting like he’s dead.

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  18. Deadpoolio the amazing Post author

    And then they ran away. And found a safe house in Germany and then that very officer came to their house an inspected them. Genius!

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